/* Bitch Please... | 90s web skin, 2026 phone-first bones */

@font-face {
  font-family: "Lilita One";
  src: url("fonts/lilita-one.woff2") format("woff2");
  font-weight: 400;
  font-style: normal;
  font-display: swap;
}

:root {
  --grey: #c4c4c4;
  --grey-dot: #aeaeae;
  --paper: #ffffff;
  --ink: #000000;
  --link: #0000ee;
  --visited: #551a8b;
  --purple: #3d2b96;
  --purple-deep: #22165e;
  --yellow: #ffd23f;
  --yellow-light: #fff1a8;
  --red: #e8412c;
  --green: #5cff5c;
  --radius: 14px;
  --gutter: 16px;
  --maxw: 640px;
  --shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--ink);
  --font-body: "Times New Roman", Times, Georgia, serif;
  --font-ui: Verdana, Geneva, Tahoma, sans-serif;
  --font-logo: "Lilita One", "Arial Rounded MT Bold", "Arial Black", Impact, sans-serif;
  --font-mono: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;
}

* { box-sizing: border-box; }

html {
  -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;
  text-size-adjust: 100%;
  scroll-behavior: smooth;
}

body {
  margin: 0;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--grey) radial-gradient(var(--grey-dot) 1px, transparent 1.2px) 0 0 / 9px 9px;
  font-family: var(--font-body);
  font-size: clamp(1.0625rem, 0.95rem + 0.5vw, 1.1875rem);
  line-height: 1.45;
  -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
  -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent;
  overflow-x: clip;
}

a { color: var(--link); }
a:visited { color: var(--visited); }
a:focus-visible, button:focus-visible {
  outline: 3px solid var(--purple);
  outline-offset: 3px;
}

img, video { display: block; max-width: 100%; height: auto; }

.skip {
  position: absolute;
  left: 8px;
  top: -60px;
  background: var(--yellow);
  color: var(--ink);
  padding: 10px 14px;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-ui);
  font-weight: 700;
  z-index: 50;
}
.skip:focus { top: 8px; }

/* Ticker */
.ticker {
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--yellow);
  font: 700 12px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.08em;
  overflow: hidden;
  white-space: nowrap;
  padding: 9px 0;
  border-bottom: 3px solid var(--yellow);
}
.ticker-track {
  display: inline-flex;
  animation: ticker 28s linear infinite;
  will-change: transform;
}
.ticker-item { padding-right: 1em; }
@keyframes ticker {
  from { transform: translateX(0); }
  to { transform: translateX(-50%); }
}

/* Page column */
.page {
  max-width: var(--maxw);
  margin: 0 auto;
  padding: 20px var(--gutter) calc(110px + env(safe-area-inset-bottom));
  display: grid;
  gap: 22px;
}

/* Hero: the title card */
.hero {
  position: relative;
  overflow: hidden;
  background: var(--purple);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  padding: clamp(28px, 8vw, 48px) 18px clamp(24px, 6vw, 36px);
  text-align: center;
  isolation: isolate;
}
.swoosh {
  position: absolute;
  border-radius: 50%;
  z-index: 0;
  pointer-events: none;
}
.swoosh-red {
  left: -18%;
  right: -18%;
  top: 22%;
  height: 26%;
  background: var(--red);
  transform: rotate(-7deg);
}
.swoosh-yellow {
  left: -10%;
  right: 20%;
  top: 46%;
  height: 4.5%;
  background: var(--yellow);
  transform: rotate(-7deg);
  opacity: 0.9;
}
.logo {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-logo);
  font-weight: 400;
  font-size: clamp(3.4rem, 19vw, 6.8rem);
  line-height: 0.86;
  color: var(--yellow);
  -webkit-text-stroke: 0.045em var(--purple-deep);
  paint-order: stroke fill;
  text-shadow: 0.07em 0.07em 0 var(--purple-deep);
  letter-spacing: 0.01em;
  transform: skewX(-7deg);
}
.logo-word { display: block; }
.logo-word-1 { transform: rotate(-3.5deg) translateX(-0.08em); }
.logo-word-2 { transform: rotate(2deg) translateX(0.06em); }
.dots { letter-spacing: 0.06em; margin-left: 0.03em; }
.hero-face {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
  display: block;
  width: min(64%, 250px);
  margin: 22px auto 0;
  padding: 6px 6px 8px;
  background: #fff;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 4px;
  box-shadow: 7px 7px 0 var(--ink);
  transform: rotate(-2.5deg);
  cursor: pointer;
  font: inherit;
  color: inherit;
  transition: transform 0.15s ease;
}
.hero-face img { width: 100%; aspect-ratio: 1; object-fit: cover; border: 1px solid #777; background: #ddd; }
.hero-face:active { transform: rotate(-2.5deg) scale(0.97); }
.hero-face.wobble { animation: wobble-tilt 0.55s ease-in-out; }
@keyframes wobble-tilt {
  0% { transform: rotate(-2.5deg); }
  20% { transform: rotate(-8deg) scale(1.04); }
  45% { transform: rotate(4deg) scale(1.06); }
  70% { transform: rotate(-5deg) scale(1.03); }
  100% { transform: rotate(-2.5deg); }
}
.cue {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
  display: inline-block;
  margin-top: 16px;
  padding: 10px 14px;
  color: #fff;
  font: 700 11px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.16em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  text-decoration: none;
  border-bottom: 2px dotted rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6);
}
.cue:visited { color: #fff; }
.tag {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
  margin: 22px 0 0;
  color: #fff;
  font-style: italic;
  font-size: clamp(1.15rem, 4.6vw, 1.5rem);
  line-height: 1.3;
  text-shadow: 0 2px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.35);
}
.new {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
  margin: 18px 0 0;
  color: #fff;
  font: 700 12px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.12em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}
.blink {
  display: inline-block;
  background: var(--yellow);
  color: var(--ink);
  padding: 6px 8px 5px;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  margin-right: 8px;
  animation: blink 1.1s steps(1) infinite;
}
@keyframes blink { 50% { opacity: 0; } }

/* $BPLZ */
.coin {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
  margin: 18px auto 0;
  max-width: 440px;
  padding: 12px 12px 12px;
  border: 3px dashed var(--yellow);
  border-radius: 12px;
  background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3);
  display: grid;
  gap: 9px;
  text-align: left;
}
.coin-title {
  margin: 0;
  color: #fff;
  font: 700 12px/1.4 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.1em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 8px;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
}
.coin-ticker {
  display: inline-block;
  background: var(--yellow);
  color: var(--ink);
  padding: 5px 7px 4px;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  font-size: 13px;
  letter-spacing: 0.06em;
}
.coin-ca {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: auto 1fr auto;
  gap: 10px;
  align-items: center;
  width: 100%;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 10px 10px;
  background: #000;
  color: var(--green);
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
  font: 700 11px/1.35 var(--font-mono);
  text-align: left;
  cursor: pointer;
  -webkit-user-select: none;
  user-select: none;
}
.coin-ca:active { transform: translate(2px, 2px); box-shadow: 1px 1px 0 var(--ink); }
.coin-ca code { font: inherit; word-break: break-all; text-shadow: 0 0 6px rgba(92, 255, 92, 0.5); }
.coin-ca-label, .coin-copy {
  font: 700 10px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.14em;
  color: var(--yellow);
  text-transform: uppercase;
}
.btn-coin {
  background: var(--green);
  color: var(--ink);
  min-height: 52px;
  padding: 0 12px;
  font-size: clamp(0.82rem, 4.2vw, 0.98rem);
  white-space: nowrap;
}
.btn-coin:visited { color: var(--ink); }

/* Episode / TV */
.episode { display: grid; gap: 16px; }
.ep-head { text-align: center; }
.ep-title {
  margin: 0;
  font: 400 clamp(1.6rem, 6.5vw, 2.2rem)/1.1 var(--font-logo);
  color: var(--ink);
  letter-spacing: 0.01em;
}
.ep-title em { color: var(--purple); font-style: normal; }
.ep-sep { color: var(--red); }
.ep-meta {
  margin: 6px 0 0;
  font: 700 12px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.1em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: #333;
}
.tv {
  background: #141414;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 24px;
  padding: 12px 12px 8px;
  box-shadow: var(--shadow), inset 0 0 0 2px #3a3a3a;
}
.screen {
  position: relative;
  aspect-ratio: 9 / 16;
  width: min(100%, calc(70dvh * 9 / 16));
  margin: 0 auto;
  background: #000;
  border-radius: 14px;
  overflow: hidden;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 40px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.6);
}
.screen video {
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
  object-fit: cover;
  background: #000;
}
.play {
  position: absolute;
  inset: 0;
  margin: auto;
  width: 96px;
  height: 96px;
  border-radius: 50%;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--yellow);
  color: var(--ink);
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  gap: 2px;
  cursor: pointer;
  box-shadow: 0 10px 30px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.55), 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
  transition: transform 0.12s ease, box-shadow 0.12s ease;
  padding: 0;
}
.play::before {
  content: "";
  position: absolute;
  inset: -22px;
  border-radius: 50%;
}
.play:active { transform: scale(0.94); box-shadow: 0 6px 18px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5), 2px 2px 0 var(--ink); }
.play-ico {
  width: 0;
  height: 0;
  border-left: 26px solid var(--ink);
  border-top: 15px solid transparent;
  border-bottom: 15px solid transparent;
  margin-left: 6px;
}
.play-txt { font: 700 11px/1 var(--font-ui); letter-spacing: 0.14em; }
.play[hidden] { display: none; }
.tv-foot {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  gap: 10px;
  padding-top: 8px;
  color: #9a9a9a;
  font: 700 10px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.2em;
}
.led {
  width: 8px;
  height: 8px;
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: #444;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 2px #000;
}
.tv.on .led { background: var(--red); box-shadow: 0 0 8px var(--red); }
.tv-ch { margin-left: auto; }

/* Buttons */
.actions {
  display: grid;
  gap: 12px;
}
.btn {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  min-height: 58px;
  padding: 0 20px;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 12px;
  font: 700 1.05rem/1 var(--font-ui);
  text-decoration: none;
  cursor: pointer;
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
  transition: transform 0.08s ease, box-shadow 0.08s ease;
  -webkit-user-select: none;
  user-select: none;
}
.btn:active { transform: translate(3px, 3px); box-shadow: 1px 1px 0 var(--ink); }
.actions-row { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; gap: 12px; }
.actions-row .btn { padding: 0 10px; font-size: clamp(0.82rem, 4vw, 0.95rem); white-space: nowrap; }
.btn-primary { background: var(--yellow); color: var(--ink); }
.btn-primary:visited { color: var(--ink); }
.btn-ghost { background: var(--paper); color: var(--ink); }

/* Panels */
.panel {
  background: var(--paper);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  padding: 18px;
}
.h90 {
  margin: 0 0 14px;
  padding-bottom: 8px;
  border-bottom: 4px double var(--ink);
  font: 800 13px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.18em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: var(--purple);
}

/* Cast */
.cast {
  list-style: none;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
  gap: 12px;
}
.cast-item { text-align: center; display: grid; gap: 4px; align-content: start; }
.cast-pic {
  display: block;
  width: 100%;
  padding: 5px 5px 7px;
  background: #fff;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
  margin: 0 0 6px;
  cursor: default;
  font: inherit;
  color: inherit;
}
.cast-pic img { width: 100%; aspect-ratio: 1; object-fit: cover; object-position: 50% 28%; border: 1px solid #888; background: #ddd; }
.cast-pic:not(.cast-face) { cursor: auto; }
button.cast-pic { cursor: pointer; }
button.cast-pic:active { transform: translate(1px, 1px); box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--ink); }
.cast-item b { font: 700 clamp(11px, 3.1vw, 13px)/1.2 var(--font-ui); }
.cast-item span { font-style: italic; font-size: 0.9rem; color: #333; }
.wobble { animation: wobble 0.55s ease-in-out; }
@keyframes wobble {
  0% { transform: rotate(0); }
  20% { transform: rotate(-6deg) scale(1.04); }
  45% { transform: rotate(5deg) scale(1.06); }
  70% { transform: rotate(-3deg) scale(1.03); }
  100% { transform: rotate(0); }
}

/* Look */
.look { margin: 0; text-align: center; }
.look img {
  margin: 0 auto;
  width: auto;
  max-height: 62dvh;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
  background: #ddd;
}
.look figcaption { margin-top: 12px; font-style: italic; }

/* Episodes table */
.eps {
  width: 100%;
  border-collapse: separate;
  border-spacing: 0;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  font-size: 1rem;
}
.eps th, .eps td {
  padding: 10px 10px;
  text-align: left;
  border-bottom: 1px solid #999;
}
.eps th {
  background: #e4e4e4;
  font: 700 11px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.1em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  border-bottom: 2px solid var(--ink);
}
.eps tr:last-child td { border-bottom: 0; }
.eps td:first-child, .eps th:first-child { width: 2.6em; font-family: var(--font-mono); font-weight: 700; }
.eps-link { font-family: var(--font-ui); font-weight: 700; font-size: 0.85rem; text-decoration: none; }
.eps-link:hover { text-decoration: underline; }
.construction {
  display: inline-block;
  padding: 5px 8px;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(135deg, var(--yellow) 0 10px, var(--ink) 10px 20px);
  background-size: 28px 28px;
  animation: stripes 1.2s linear infinite;
  font: 700 10px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.08em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}
.construction::before {
  content: "Under construction";
  display: inline-block;
  background: #fff;
  padding: 3px 5px;
}
.construction { color: transparent; font-size: 0; }
.construction::before { font-size: 10px; color: var(--ink); }
@keyframes stripes { to { background-position: 28px 0; } }
.small { font-size: 0.9rem; }
.panel p:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }

/* Footer */
.foot { text-align: center; display: grid; gap: 14px; justify-items: center; }
.counter {
  display: inline-grid;
  gap: 6px;
  justify-items: center;
}
.counter-label {
  font: 700 10px/1 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.2em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: #333;
}
.odometer {
  font: 700 1.5rem/1 var(--font-mono);
  letter-spacing: 0.22em;
  color: var(--green);
  background: #000;
  padding: 8px 10px 8px 14px;
  border: 4px inset #8a8a8a;
  text-shadow: 0 0 6px rgba(92, 255, 92, 0.7);
}
.badges {
  list-style: none;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  display: flex;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 8px;
  justify-content: center;
}
.badge {
  width: 88px;
  height: 31px;
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  border: 1px solid var(--ink);
  font: 700 8px/1.15 var(--font-ui);
  letter-spacing: 0.04em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  text-align: center;
  color: var(--ink);
  box-shadow: inset 1px 1px 0 #fff, inset -1px -1px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.35);
}
.badge-a { background: linear-gradient(#ffe36e, #e5b400); }
.badge-b { background: linear-gradient(#8fd3ff, #3a8fd6); color: #000; }
.badge-c { background: linear-gradient(#f0f0f0, #bdbdbd); }
.guest { margin: 0; }
.where { margin: 0; font: 700 12px/1.6 var(--font-ui); }
.where-sep { color: #666; padding: 0 4px; }
.fine { color: #444; margin: 0; }

/* Dock (phone CTA) */
.dock {
  position: fixed;
  left: 0;
  right: 0;
  bottom: 0;
  z-index: 40;
  padding: 10px var(--gutter) calc(10px + env(safe-area-inset-bottom));
  background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.92);
  -webkit-backdrop-filter: blur(10px);
  backdrop-filter: blur(10px);
  border-top: 3px solid var(--ink);
  transform: translateY(110%);
  transition: transform 0.25s ease;
}
.dock.on { transform: translateY(0); }
.dock .btn { max-width: var(--maxw); margin: 0 auto; }

/* Toast */
.toast {
  position: fixed;
  left: 50%;
  bottom: calc(96px + env(safe-area-inset-bottom));
  transform: translate(-50%, 12px);
  z-index: 60;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--yellow);
  border: 2px solid var(--yellow);
  padding: 10px 14px;
  font: 700 13px/1.2 var(--font-ui);
  max-width: calc(100vw - 32px);
  opacity: 0;
  pointer-events: none;
  transition: opacity 0.2s ease, transform 0.2s ease;
}
.toast.on { opacity: 1; transform: translate(-50%, 0); }

/* Wider screens: keep the 90s column, just breathe */
@media (min-width: 720px) {
  :root { --maxw: 680px; --gutter: 24px; }
  .page { padding-top: 32px; gap: 28px; }
  .cast { gap: 16px; }
}

@media (hover: hover) {
  .btn:hover { transform: translate(-1px, -1px); box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--ink); }
  .play:hover { transform: scale(1.04); }
}

@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  html { scroll-behavior: auto; }
  .ticker-track, .blink, .construction, .wobble, .hero-face.wobble { animation: none; }
  .dock, .toast, .btn, .play { transition: none; }
}